Ever been defiled by a bear?

A couple of years ago, I went fishing with some family friends in northern Lapland, Sweden.

We were walking on an old trail road.

All of a sudden, we heard commotion in the bushes to our left.

Suddenly a bear raced out in front of us. As I call it, it was a male, maybe  250-300Kg, but the bear decided to take a run, and meanwhile take a shit on me.

I´m not joking. The fucking animal literally sprayed me with  poo.

Thankfully- this partially bear seems to have been something of a vegetarian- so the litter was quite hard and non-smelly.

Was I afraid?

Count on it!

But I still had for knives and a machete on me!

So if the bear would have come at me- the fucker would have done the wrong move...