It's that time of the year!

Ding ding dong. Ding ding dong....

Jingle b_lls, jingle b_lls, jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride on a trascontinental plane.

[Repeat]

Don't pray to allah
Don't forget your pass
Or you won't get onboard
With a magnet up your... donkey?

[Chorus]
[Repeat verse]
[Chorus]
Fin!

Happy ashura!
You got to read this at LGF!